four-eyedlemon:

when u find out u and ur friend have the same notps

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hiddlesisanerd:

onedirectioncutefacts:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

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meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

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leaguerlife:

The New Classic by Iggy Azalea

twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

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z2z2z:

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

boots with the fur

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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lindsaylohoean:

me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about

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