babymadrid:

Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.

hbunot:

I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers. 

(Source: hbunot, via disorder)

georgetakei:

File this under: “Why didn’t I know about this years ago?!” 
Just one of the 10 painfully simple ideas to improve your life I found on this site.

baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
matthittswife:

hitt is adorable

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

(via hanniballecters)

argiebeast:

* All my own stunts *

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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(via dietcokeing)

spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

totallyfubar:

imelectraelectraheart:

catknuckles1:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

Fuck

There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out

(Source: princesskimochi, via alexturnerswife)