Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.